I am in shape.  Round is a shape.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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Never be afraid to try something new.  Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly. And for the same reason.

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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes;  However, death doesn't get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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 I am a nutritional overachiever.

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 I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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 Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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 It's frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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 The real art of conversation is not only to say the right  thing, at the right time,  But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting  moment.

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 Brain cells come and brain cells go, 

But fat cells live forever.

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 Age doesn't always bring wisdom.

Sometimes it comes alone.

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 Life not only begins at forty,

 It also begins to show.

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AUTHOR UNKNOWN (TO ME)